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Bagorah
I'm Number One
You're Number Two
We're Monsters At Large
But I'm At Larger Than You

I'm Number One
You're Number Two
I Believe In Equality
As Long As You Get Less Than Me!

Bagorah And Lydia Deetz
I'm One
You're One
You're Number Two
I'm Number Two
You May Think That You're Smarter
But I'm Smarter-er Then You!

Bagorah
I'm Number One!
You're Number Two
You're Lucky To Be Number Two
Not Number Three!
I Can See By Look In Your Eye
You Want To Get The Bigger Piece of The Pie
One Day You'll Get Your Chance
But In The Meantime You've Got To Dance Monkey Dance

[Really I Can't Dance Like This]

[Do It]

Dance Monkey Dance
Ha Ha!

Lydia Deetz
I'm Number Two
He's Number One
I Can't Believe I'm Working For Amphibian
I'm Number Two
He's Number One

Bagorah
I'm Number One Babe

Lydia Deetz
You Know Life's Gone To The Dogs When Your Boss is a Bat
I Can See It's Just a Matter of Time
Before He's Gone And I'm At The Front of The Line!
It Won't Be Long 'Til I Get My Chance
But In Meantime I've Got To Dance Monkey Dance

Bagorah
Dance Monkey Dance

[Now Watch Me]

[Oh Sorry Kayako]

Bagorah And Lydia Deetz
I'm Number One
He's Number One
You're Number Two
I'm Number Two
That it Kid There You Go
Now Step aside This Ain't Your Show
I'm One
I'm One
I'm Number One
Yes We Know

Bagorah Lydia Deetz Ultraman Belial Gorothunder Kayako Saeki
I'm/He's Number One

[That's How it's Done]

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