Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits. Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==Lyrics== <poem> Bagorah I'm Number One You're Number Two We're Monsters At Large But I'm At Larger Than You I'm Number One You're Number Two I Believe In Equality As Long As You Get Less Than Me! Bagorah And Lydia Deetz I'm One You're One You're Number Two I'm Number Two You May Think That You're Smarter But I'm Smarter-er Then You! Bagorah I'm Number One! You're Number Two You're Lucky To Be Number Two Not Number Three! I Can See By Look In Your Eye You Want To Get The Bigger Piece of The Pie One Day You'll Get Your Chance But In The Meantime You've Got To Dance Monkey Dance [Really I Can't Dance Like This] [Do It] Dance Monkey Dance Ha Ha! Lydia Deetz I'm Number Two He's Number One I Can't Believe I'm Working For Amphibian I'm Number Two He's Number One Bagorah I'm Number One Babe Lydia Deetz You Know Life's Gone To The Dogs When Your Boss is a Bat I Can See It's Just a Matter of Time Before He's Gone And I'm At The Front of The Line! It Won't Be Long 'Til I Get My Chance But In Meantime I've Got To Dance Monkey Dance Bagorah Dance Monkey Dance [Now Watch Me] [Oh Sorry Kayako] Bagorah And Lydia Deetz I'm Number One He's Number One You're Number Two I'm Number Two That it Kid There You Go Now Step aside This Ain't Your Show I'm One I'm One I'm Number One Yes We Know Bagorah Lydia Deetz Ultraman Belial Gorothunder Kayako Saeki I'm/He's Number One [That's How it's Done] </poem> ==Also See== [[Category:Songs]] [[Category:Evil Songs]] [[Category:Showa Era]] [[Category:Heisei Era]] [[Category:Millennium Era]] Summary: Please note that all contributions to the Kaiju Wiki are considered to be released under the CC-BY-SA Cancel Editing help (opens in new window) Retrieved from "https://kaijufanon.fandom.com/wiki/I%27m_Number_One"